"
"Wait till some one ventures on the gay Lotharia--_illi aes triplex;_
that means he must have triple brass, Kitty."
"I deny that, sir; since his wife will always have enough for both."
"I have not observed the lady's brass," said Vane, trembling with
passion; "but I observed her talent, and I noticed that whoever attacks
her to her face comes badly off."
"Well said, sir," answered Quin; "and I wish Kitty here would tell us why
she hates Mrs. Woffington, the best-natured woman in the theater?"
"I don't hate her, I don't trouble my head about her."
"Yes, you hate her; for you never miss a cut at her!"
"Do you hate a haunch of venison, Quin?" said the lady.
"No, you little unnatural monster," replied Quin.
"For all that, you never miss a cut at one, so hold your tongue!"
"Le beau raisonnement!" said Mr. Cibber. "James Quin, don't interfere
with nature's laws; let our ladies hate one another, it eases their
minds; try to make them Christians, and you will not convert their
tempers, but spoil your own. Peggy there hates George Anne Bellamy,
because she has gaudy silk dresses from Paris, by paying for them, as
_she_ could, if not too stingy. Kitty here hates Peggy because Rich has
breeched her, whereas Kitty, who now sets up for a prude, wanted to put
delicacy off and small-clothes on in Peg's stead, that is where the Kate
and Peg shoe pinches, near the femoral artery, James.
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