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Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927

"Novel Notes"

If I thought other men were
like me I should be ashamed of being a man. I've been a blackguard, old
fellow, but, please God, it's not too late. To-morrow morning I begin a
new life."
He finished his work of destruction, and then rang the bell, and sent his
man downstairs for a bottle of champagne.
"My last drink," he said, as we clicked glasses. "Here's to the old life
out, and the new life in."
He took a sip and flung the glass with the remainder into the fire. He
was always a little theatrical, especially when most in earnest.
For a long while after that I saw nothing of him. Then, one evening,
sitting down to supper at a restaurant, I noticed him opposite to me in
company that could hardly be called doubtful.
He flushed and came over to me. "I've been an old woman for nearly six
months," he said, with a laugh. "I find I can't stand it any longer."
"After all," he continued, "what is life for but to live? It's only
hypocritical to try and be a thing we are not. And do you know"--he
leant across the table, speaking earnestly--"honestly and seriously, I'm
a better man--I feel it and know it--when I am my natural self than when
I am trying to be an impossible saint."
That was the mistake he made; he always ran to extremes. He thought that
an oath, if it were only big enough, would frighten away Human Nature,
instead of serving only as a challenge to it.


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