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Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927

"Novel Notes"

"Now
then, pass along, you girls, pass along," they would say, in that
irritatingly unsympathetic voice of theirs. "You've had your chance.
Can't have the roadway blocked up all the afternoon with this 'ere
demonstration of the unloved. Pass along."
In connection with this same barracks, our char-woman told Amenda, who
told Ethelbertha, who told me a story, which I now told the boys.
Into a certain house, in a certain street in the neighbourhood, there
moved one day a certain family. Their servant had left them--most of
their servants did at the end of a week--and the day after the moving-in
an advertisement for a domestic was drawn up and sent to the _Chronicle_.
It ran thus:
WANTED, GENERAL SERVANT, in small family of eleven. Wages, 6 pounds;
no beer money. Must be early riser and hard worker. Washing done at
home. Must be good cook, and not object to window-cleaning. Unitarian
preferred.--Apply, with references, to A. B., etc.
That advertisement was sent off on Wednesday afternoon. At seven o'clock
on Thursday morning the whole family were awakened by continuous ringing
of the street-door bell. The husband, looking out of window, was
surprised to see a crowd of about fifty girls surrounding the house. He
slipped on his dressing-gown and went down to see what was the matter.


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