, &c.
All sums insured for to be paid six months after the death or recovery of
the individual.
A contract may be entered into for wooden legs, glass eyes, strapping,
bandages, splints, and sticking-plaister.
Several enterprising young men as guards, stokers, engineers, experimental
tripists, and surgeons, wanted for immediate consumption.
Apply for qualifications and appointments, to the Branch Office, at the
New Highgate Cemetery.
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NOTHING NEW.
The Tories are, truly, _Conservative_ elves,
For every one knows they take care of themselves.
* * * * *
SCHOOL OF DESIGN.
The public will be delighted to learn, there can be no doubt, as to the
elegant acquirements of the various _attaches_ of the new Tory premier.
The peculiar avidity with which they one and all appear determined to
secure the salaries for their various suppositionary services, must
convince the most sceptical that they have carefully studied the art of
drawing.
* * * * *
THE LABOURS OF THE SESSION.
None but Ministers know what Ministers go through for the pure love of
their country; no person who has not reposed in the luxuriously-cushioned
chairs of the Treasury or Downing-street can conceive the amount of
business Sir Robert and his colleagues have transacted during the three
months they have been in office.
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