In vain you swear
That I am fair,
That heaven is on my lip!
I know each vow
Is worthless now;
[Illustration: YOU'VE MISS'D YOUR TIP.]
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THE TWO NEW EQUITY JUDGES.
"Between the two new Equity Courts, the suitors in Chancery will be much
better off than formerly"--said Fitzroy Kelly, lately, to an intimate.
"Undoubtedly," replied the friend, "they may now choose between the
frying-pan and the fire."
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MR. PUNCH,
ARTIST IN PHILOSOPHY AND FIREWORKS[1],
[1] Baylis.
BEGS TO INFORM THE
HOBBEDEHOYITY AND INFANTRY OF THE METROPOLIS
AND THE WORLD IN GENERAL,
That, for the proper commemoration of the anniversary of the 5th of
November, he _had_ engaged the services of the following
EMINENT THAMESIAN INCENDIARIES.
SIR PETER LAURIE, to furnish materials for _squibs_.
MR. ROEBUCK, for _flower-pots_, containing the beautiful figure of a
_genealogical tree_.
COLONEL SIBTHORP, for sky-rockets being constructed after his _own plan_;
warranted to flare up at starting, and to come down--_a stick_.
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