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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, November 6, 1841,"

Give me an example, Mr. Jones."
"Half-and-half is a compound body, composed of the two elements, ale and
porter, the proportion of the porter increasing in an inverse ratio to the
respectability of the public-house you get it from," replies Mr. Jones.
The professor smiles, and taking up a Pharmacopoeia, says, "I see here
directions for evaporating certain liquids 'in a water-bath.' Mr. Newcome,
what is the most familiar instance of a water-bath you are acquainted
with?"
"In High Holborn, sir; between Little Queen-street and Drury-lane,"
returns Mr. Newcome.
"A water-bath means a vessel placed in boiling-water. Mr. Newcome, to keep
it at a certain temperature. If you are asked at the Hall for the most
familiar instance, they like you to say a carpenter's glue-pot."
And in like manner the grinding-class proceeds.
* * * * *

THE LORD MAYORS AND THE QUEEN.
_By the Correspondent of the Observer._
The interesting condition of Her Majesty is a source of the most agonising
suspense to the Lord Mayors of London and Dublin, who, if a Prince of
Wales is not born before their period of office expires, will lose the
chance of being created baronets.


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