'"
"Certainly that was a drawback. But to return to our friends, and the
Cornet's friends, they must have been bad, for those very greys were
seated."
"Impossible!"
"Fact, I assure you. My tails were pinned over the patch for three weeks."
"How did they bear it?"
"Shockingly. A general break up of the constitution--went all to pieces.
First, decay appeared in the brace buttons; then the straps got out of
order. They did say it was owing to the heels of the French-polished boots
going down on one side, but the boots would never admit it."
"How did you get here?"
"I came from the Bench for eggs and bacon for the Cornet and his Valet's
breakfast! What brought you?"
"The Count's landlady, for a week's rent."
"What did you fetch?"
"A guinea!"
"Bless me, you must have worn well."
"No; hold your tongue--I think I shall die with laughing,--ha! ha!--When
they took me in, I returned the compliment. I've been--"
"What?"
"Cuffed and collared!"
"Ha! ha! ha! ha!" shouted both coats; and "Ha! ha!" shouted I; "And I'll
teach you to 'ha! ha!' and neglect your business" shouted the Governor;
and the reality of a stunning box on the ear dispelled the illusion of my
"Day-dream at my Uncle's.
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